NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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