I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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