People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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