I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize