what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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