We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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