I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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