Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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