Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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