ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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