Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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