He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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