You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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