There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Come share oat with me in your robe
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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