You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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