I'm drive I can fine osifer
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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