Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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