I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️