last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.