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• (415): View more from California

  God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

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  woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip

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• (559): View more from California

  You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event

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• (714): View more from California

  Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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  He wasn't prepared for it

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.

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• (310): View more from California

  That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.

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