these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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