I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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