Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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