Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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