oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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