Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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