is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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