I'm gonna have a badass scar
well you can't waste a boner
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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