I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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