I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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