It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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