Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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