One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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