She said her name was "party"
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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