I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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