Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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