Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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