Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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