it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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