How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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