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• (765): View more from Indiana

  It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.

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  Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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• (850): View more from Florida

  when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You went home with a man in a loincloth

  (914): View more from New York

  I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out

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