how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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