Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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