so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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