there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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