And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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