S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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