Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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