You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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