Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..