I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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