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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis

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(313): I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis http://tfl.nu/f8bv

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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)

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(313): Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-) http://tfl.nu/swbw

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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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(480): I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral. http://tfl.nu/j7go

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you would pick up someone in the library

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(502): you would pick up someone in the library http://tfl.nu/20m6

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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(917): i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see! http://tfl.nu/gbe5

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The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.

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(646): The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song. http://tfl.nu/nwvh

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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.

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(509): Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied. http://tfl.nu/w7qp

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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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(269): I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience. http://tfl.nu/m1cq

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is this the sara with the beer cane?

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(530): is this the sara with the beer cane? http://tfl.nu/bsnc

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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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(713): i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration. http://tfl.nu/akwa

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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.

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(979): We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing. http://tfl.nu/hvhg

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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.

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(419): I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home. http://tfl.nu/9c0m

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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.

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(803): My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband. http://tfl.nu/w0zf

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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.

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(701): I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad. http://tfl.nu/wm5g

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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.

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(780): He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned. http://tfl.nu/9m93

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