Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Someone stole a lamp last night.