redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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