I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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