So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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