tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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