do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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