ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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