It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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