she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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